Q: The pilot of ‘Secret Girlfriend’ is largely about a guy’s attempt to deal with his crazy, jealous, stalking ex. In brief—what’s the craziest thing an ex has ever done to you?

A: An ex once sent me a baby food jar full of his tears from crying over me. I thought it was sweet so I gave him one last BJ.

Q: And if you’d care to share—what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to an ex?

A: I OD’ed on Tylenol just to get an ex to come to the hospital instead of go on a date. He thought it was sweet so he let me give him one last BJ.

Q: Your character attempts to seduce the protagonist of ‘Secret Girlfriend,’ but is unsuccessful (mainly since he takes too long at the liquor store and you get sick of waiting around.) For you personally: what’s one fail-safe seduction technique?

A: I’d say the best fail safe seduction technique is to tell him you’re on the rag…but that hasn’t stopped you before….. (and then bite your lip).