January 2012
2 posts
Watch“I had a long day, DARLING.”
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December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
0 posts
YOUNG BLOOD HAWKE asked me to dance my face off in... →
WatchChannel101 series INTIMATE INDISCRETIONS Episode #3 (my Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct interpretation)
September 2011
2 posts
WatchTHE OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR FREAK DANCE . Headed to the Austin Film Festival Oct 21-23rd!
UCB NEWS ARTICLE on the Marc Maron pilot →
August 2011
1 post
my therapist called me attractive today. my therapist called me attractive today. my therapist called me attractive today.my therapist called me attractive today. my therapist called me attractive today. my therapist called me attractive today. my therapist called me attractive today.my therapist called me attractive today.
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
3 posts
A link to MIRANDA JULY's new flick. Her second... →
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
3 posts
WatchCOLLEGE HUMOR’S ACTION PUN (with Rob Huebel) .
I am Peacock.
WatchNBC COMMUNITY’S “OFFICE HOURS” with DEAN PELTON (JIM RASH).
Just like in real life- I have horrible Gaydar!
January 2011
1 post
The awesome yet rejected Sundance Bumpers I was in... →
November 2010
1 post
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
5 posts
Green (vanilla)
I asked for a vanilla waffle cone.
“It’s 3.99, is that okay?” (as if I wouldn’t be willing to pay that.)
I said “of course.”
And pulled out a crisp hundred dollar bill.
I made confident eye contact, as she suppressed her shock.
She marker-ed it, suspiciously.
But it was real.
And we both knew it.
Why did handing that bill over make me feel better about myself...
June 2010
1 post
Why do guys always hang their shower towels over a door? The top of doors never get cleaned! Use a hook or something, you sick f#ck$!
April 2010
2 posts
WatchSometimes, other people are more smarter than you.
March 2010
5 posts
WatchSometimes, a girl sees a guy’s apartment for the first time….
SOMEONE'S FUTURE HUSBAND. →
I can't tell how I feel about this little girl. I... →
February 2010
2 posts
CHARLIE BIT ME AUTO-TUNE →
auto-tune remix of that video we have all said aloud in a British accent: “Ouch Chawlie bit me and it really hurt”. This is bound to make you smile. awesome.
December 2009
1 post
Reasons We Think 2010 Is Going To Be Hilarious... →
I’m on it! Whoa! I feel special. As 2009 comes to a close, the staffers at Comedy.com look ahead to the new year. Below are our favorite comics, sketch groups, TV shows, websites and all around funny things you MUST see in 2010. We love these things and hope you will too. If you don’t, we’ll still be your friend. We promise.
October 2009
1 post
“I hate the recession. Now I have to decide which one I can afford this month: A...”
September 2009
4 posts
My AOL interview for the new Comedy Central show...
Q: The pilot of ‘Secret Girlfriend’ is largely about a guy’s attempt to deal with his crazy, jealous, stalking ex. In brief—what’s the craziest thing an ex has ever done to you?
A: An ex once sent me a baby food jar full of his tears from crying over me. I thought it was sweet so I gave him one last BJ.
Q: And if you’d care to share—what’s the...
Lady Gaga talks about her new clothing line. For... →
Yet another Brittany Murphy movie I can't believe... →
August 2009
7 posts
This guy is perfect. The coolest. →
You know you are poor when you take an Omega 3...
Watchthe LOVE COUPON sketch i wrote.
Because sometimes, us ladies regret the things we offer.
A POEM BY MICHAEL CASSADY AND ANGELA TRIMBUR
This chicken nugget is too hot.
This one is too cold.
This microwave is broken.
(sound of snaps)
